President Bush continued his blundering, worthless effort to run my country today, signing a law that increases by ten the amount that the FCC can fine a network for airing "indecent" material. Thanks to Janet Jackson, the 13th biggest whore ever, we now live in a country where censorship is a paying career. Some skank who hasn't had a hit in a decade shows her nip, reaps massive publicity for it, and the NETWORK gets the fine? Common sense packed it's shit and moved out when I wasn't looking.
I hate sensitive people, more than I hate people in general. Sensitive people are the most unreasonable assholes going, whining about how everything and everyone should be more sensitive to their sensitivity. They fret about what little Jimmy might get into his head when he sees dirty stuff on T.V. Every time I see some spastic mom on the news all indignant about some minor smut, I wish I had a transporter so I could transport the back of my hand across her cheek.
If you can't control what your kids watch you are a BAD PARENT. Don't foist your parenting job off on the FCC. Or me. I choose to not have punk kids because I don't want to be responsible for little brats. You had 'em, YOU parent 'em.
As for all you other whiny bastards, I'm only going to say this once more time, for the millionth time. If you don't want to see it, Turn your damn T.V. off! Do a puzzle, play dominoes, or whatever else touchy losers do. Just quit interfering with what little freedom the rest of us have left.
I will never understand why so many people want the government so far up everyone's ass. Can't you do a damn thing for yourself? Isn't it enough that your phone is tapped, your financial transactions are tracked, your minor traffic violations are filmed, and your privacy moved away with common sense? Now you want strangers to decide what you do and don't see? What the fuck is wrong with you, can you even tie your own shoes?
My theory on these helpless idiots is that they don't know how to take any personal responsibility. Maybe daddy didn't spank them enough, or at all (A quick note to parents: Spank your friggin' kids when they're bad. It's supposed to be humiliating and painful, it's PUNISHMENT!). They've been discombobulated since mommy and daddy tossed them out of the house. They look to the government as surrogate parents, and they want every decision made for them.
Maybe we could just fence in Iowa, or some other worthless state(cough cough, Kansas, cough cough), and all you self-righteous bastards can move there. We'll make cable and radio illegal there, and the T.V.s will only broadcast pre-1950's shows. There will be no magazines or movies, and of course no internet. Oh, yeah, I'm on the internet! You mommy-wanting jerks can't touch me here(yet)! So to all you folks worried about indecency: Suck my dick.
