This Damned Shop is a bazaar of stuff, not all of which are products of Damned Gentlemen.  We do not assume any liability for these products or services or offer any warranty thereof, written or implied.  We do not link anything we haven't tried ourselves and enjoyed, but beyond that, caveat emptor. 
Things that are Free-
Get an "I went to the loo/I'm outside smoking" place card by clicking on the link to the left.  Totally FREE from you're pals, Damned Gentlemen.
Things that cost money-
Click the link above to buy the movie
  Do you know a Tool who could use a little recognition?  We all do.  Click on the 'small' certificate to the left, and show the Tools in your life how much their Toolness means to you.  Just another free public service from Damned Gentlemen.
As seen on the Damned Gentlemen website-
A'Tool of the Day' award of your own
Absolutely FREE
Yes, it's a torturous, tree-hugger documentary, but dammit people, these tools really are out to kill you all.  OK, maybe not actually kill, but certainly take a whip to ya.  Just like in Ben Hur, Gladiator, et al.  Cheap-assed-junk-consumerism is truly a scourge on the planet.  You could substitute "Home Depot" for "Walmart", and I speak from personal experience.  Yes, I was stupid enough to work at the evironment-killingist, fear-as-leadership, weed-out-the-strong-ones, waste-is-the-policy bastards you ever wanted to see, Home Depot.  I'm sure I'll write about it soon enough. 
  Whatever.  Rent it or buy it, but see this damned movie, even if it's painful.  And if you shop at either one, cut that shit out jerk.
Working for Home Depot was truly the suckiest job I've ever had, and I've had some jobs that sucked."
-Bishop, damned gentleman