Baseball is the King of All Sports:
Irrefutable proof that Baseball is indeed the undeniable top of the heap in the sports kingdom.  Suck it, all you other sports!
CATAGORY                BASEBALL          FOOTBALL          BASKETBALL          HOCKEY           SOCCER          THE REST



Both teams get an equal shot at winning


It is not possible to have a scoreless tie


Butt Slapping


Faking injuries or intentionally fouling are not part of the game


You can't play the game if you are so big you'll be dead by fifty


You can play it well even if you're drunk, stoned, or tripping on acid


You can watch your team four or five times a week during the season


It is not possible for a .500 or worse team to make the playoffs


The Playoffs and Finals are all wrapped up in a month


Everyone plays both offense and defense


Game can be played in a field


Any player in the game has a reasonable chance to score the winning run/point/goal


The game involves a ball


cheerleaders


Balls/pucks fly into the crowd regularly


scoring is not so prolific that the first 3/4 of the game are virtually meaningless


you can play without hundreds of dollars of gear


You get dirty


You can still walk under your own power two years after retirement


you're a superstar even if you fail 6 out of 10 times


The game is popular in most civilized nations


The Head Coach wears a uniform, not a friggin tie


You can take a whiz without fearing you might miss all the scoring


A family of four can go without taking out a second mortgage


The game is called Baseball


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D.F.Q.*=












 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
24              1                  8           17                  11                14                4           21               9            16               1         1         23 
So, as you can see, Baseball wins by a wide margin, and remains the greatest sport ever, as it has always been and always will be.  But sports is still stupid.
"In the future, all sports will be stupid and suck."
- Nostradamus
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SPORTS IS STUPID
 
*D.F.Q.- Dynamic Fun Quotient, which is the difference between the        's and the        's.  The higher this number, the better the sport.
 
+23                        -9                            -3                         -17                   -7                        0