FRIST LINKS MINIMUM WAGE TO ESTATE TAX CUT
Bill Frist F-Tenn.*, is a tool. He will not let millions in America make even the pittance of $7.25 unless the richest 5% of Americans get to fuck over the tax system yet again. If you like tax cuts for the rich and poverty for the poor- Vote Frist! Luckily, saner minds prevailed and killed this bill. In your face, dishwashers!
KANSANS REGAIN SMALL BIT OF SANITY
Kansas voters, stung by my classification of their state as the stupidist in America, have begun to come to their senses. The idiot school board members who voted to use the Hezbollah education system as a template are being tossed out on their asses by other, different saner minds than the one's above, but saner, nonetheless. Even dumb-ass Kansans can tell that mixing church and state is a bad idea. Or maybe the winner had better hair. That seems more likely. Note to Intelligent Design backers: Feel free to mentally handicap your own children, but keep your idiot-ology out of the minds of my kids that I don't have.
HILTON HOTELS SEES 29% DECLINE IN PROFIT
This is simply God laying the smackdown on the family that spawned the biggest whore in the history of mankind. And to all you mothers out there who either foster your daughters' emulation of this skank, or don't beat your child repeatedly until they stop paying attention to her, you will reap what you sow. Don't come crying to me when your 14 year-old daughter makes a sex video and washes cars with her ass.
GOP SUPPORTS GREEN PARTY CANDIDATE, DEMS GO FOR ALLEGED CRIMINAL
Rick Santorum F-Pa.* is such a tool that his party is donating money to a Green Party candidate in Pennsylvania so that said candidate will split the moderate vote in November and keep his worthless ass in office. This guy is a turd, a bigot, and undoubtedly has some ripping good skeletons in his closet. Help Dan Savage spread the word about the REAL meaning of the word 'Santorum', which you can see HERE. The Democrats in Texas responded with some toolness of their own, fighting to keep disgraced Tom Delay on the ballot when he doesn't want to be, so that their guy(?) can win. Plus, Joe Leiberman from one of those New England states is going to fuck his party by running as a write in, which will split the tree-hugger vote and give Satan's Republicans another seat in Congress. Hilarious. Vote Quimby!
MEL GIBSON IS (YAWN) AN ANTI-SEMITE
If this surprises you, you haven't been paying attention. This self-righteous tool has been twisting Jesus into his own image for years, but I guess some people have to be slapped across the face before they see the brutally obvious. The last good movie this prick made had Tina Turner in it. Yup, I said it, 'Braveheart' was a worthless waste of film, and I want those 2 plus hours of my life back! Worst actor since Kevin Costner. Not as bad as the 2x4 lumber that played Annakin Skywalker in the three worst movies of all time, but still pretty damn bad. Where's your Jesus now, Mel?
TOP GENERALS SAY CIVIL WAR THAT IS ALREADY HAPPENING MAY HAPPEN
The top two generals in America are apparently unclear on the definition of 'civil war'. They both suggested that if we aren't careful, it may erupt in Iraq in the near future. Unfortunately for them, it's been erupting for pretty much the last three years. Perhaps tomorrow, they will warn us that if we're not careful, terrorists may crash planes into something.
*F= Fascist Party
