How To Be a Good American
You really want to be a Good American, you say?  If you haven't yet verbally assaulted several people who look vaguely Arabic, and at least three fags, and that guy over there ordering F****h toast, please do so.  Some other indications that you're one of us:
 
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
-LaCrosse, Wisconsin,18OCT00
 
"Liberalism is a comprehensive belief system denying the Christian belief in manís immortal soul. Their religion holds that there is nothing sacred about human consciousness. Itís just an accident no more significant than our possession of opposable thumbs. They deny what we know about ourselves: that we are moral beings in Godís image. Without this fundamental understanding of manís place in the world, we risk being lured into misguided pursuits, including bestiality, slavery, and PETA membership."
-Ann Coulter
This is the totally unretouched title of Ann's fabulous book, not edited at all by that Damned Gentlemen queer.
"Bestiality?  Ann Coulter sucks."
-Abraham Lincoln